All That’s Missing are a Couple Swans A-Swimming
I finally finished cleaning out the deep recesses of my soon-to-be-abandoned kitchen. Among the items left by my roommates or forgotten by me have been 5 coffeemakers (8 if you include the not-plugged-in variety), 1 box of chocolates manufactured in 2001, 6 bottles of oregano, 1 basket of plastic flowers, and a mind-boggling 75 forks.
Sadly, I did not discover a single spork.
Sadly, I did not discover a single spork.
posted by OleNelson at 10:11 PM
7 Comments:
Fucking good-for-nothing oregano!
you could start a coffee shop in your kitchen!
Hey, if it were Seven Swans swimming it would be more Sufjan Stevens.
Hey, bring the forks with you next month. I am in concstant need of forks... (seriously) they dissappear from my house all the time...
Maybe we could regift the coffeepots after a bit of scrubbing. Cori does snap free things, after all...
Let it be known that I am aware I cannot type or spell... and yes, I am the most nit-pickity editor you'll ever come across (except maybe tbone)
Actually, Cori would probably take the oregano to eat as a light lunch. With a side of ketchup packs.
And the chocolate as well. I am sure chocolate gets better with age...
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