Monday, January 23, 2006

Funny Squared, Nay Cubed

http://www.fametracker.com/fame_audit/infangelina.shtml

The above link is a HILARIOUS "Fame Audit" of Bragenlina's fetus. I laughed out loud several times. Here is an excerpt:

"We will need special goggles. No, the goggles won't protect us. We'll need artists, great artists, who'll sacrifice their eyes for one brief gaze upon the Brangelina infant (or, as we like to call it, the Infangelina), sketch its glory quickly, then spend their rest of their lives as blind babbling fools, jibbering in some monastery somewhere.

To which we can also say: Oh, TomKitten, your ass just got served."

2 Comments:

Blogger Annie said...

Hmmm, so are Brad and Angelina officially dating yet?

I suppose Tomkat's kid is supposed to a space alien prophet or something anyway, so the beauty comparison could be moot. Apples and oranges.

12:32 PM  
Blogger towwas said...

Ha! That's really funny. And you're right, Brangelina is, while creepy in its own way, just not even in the same league of creep as TomKat.

8:56 PM  

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